Of Life and Death
BOOM pregnant
bam, reblogged on both my blogs!
*BOOM* pregnant once again
November 2011
BEAUTIFUL PERSON AWARD! ONCE YOU HAVE BEEN GIVEN THIS AWARD, YOU ARE SUPPOSED TO PASTE IT IN THE ASK OF ALL THE PEOPLE WHO DESERVE IT. IF YOU BREAK THE CHAIN NOTHING WILL HAPPEN, BUT IT’S ALWAYS SWEET TO KNOW THAT SOMEONE THINKS YOU’RE BEAUTIFUL INSIDE AND OUT<3 *Pineapples to you, my dear friend.* ^_^
this is what I feel like
But I probably look more like this:
P.S Lets make pineapple babies :33
As of today whenever some ignorant bitch looks at me with empty eyes and goes "Who is dat Hans guy?" I'll shove this in their face.
Indeed, I cannot think why the whole bed of the ocean is not one solid mass of pineapples, so prolific the fruit trees seem. Ah, I am wondering! Strange how the brain controlls the brain! What was I saying, Watson?
You and I, Watson, we have done our part. Shall the world, then, be overrun by pineapples? No, no; horrible!”
I was wearing the "Keep calm and wait for the doctor hoodie" today. Handsome guy comes up to me and goes "I really like that hoodie." and he asks me if I am up to date with the episodes and if I've seen the Children in Need Special.
(I’M NEVER TAKING OFF THIS HOODIE….THIS SHIT IS WORKING ITS MAGIC!! O__O)
Innuendos that blow your mind.....
The last House episode,
House and Wilson at House’s place, in the bathroom,
House is being childish again,
he turns to Wilson and says:
“Can I go to bed now? Or you wanna do a cavity search?”
PRANK WARS
After seeing the “prank war” theme in House and Supernatural again and again….I thought to myself, what if Sherlock and John were to indulge in one? Sherlock decides to prank John because he is far too bored and John wants to teach him a lesson.
OhMyCroft lol Sherlock,it looks like John was apparently satisfied with your date XD (why wasn't this in the episode ;A; )
this reminds me a couple of fanfiction plots XD
Found something else to do: Read Big Bang Theory Slash Fanfiction
Being a perfectionist sucks when you're writing essays. While others write something from the top of their head and be done with it in an hour, you sit there contemplating the best introduction possible. So you never get that essay done.
ITS HUG TIME!!! Reblog with a gif of something or someone hugging, no matter what fandom it is from.
springtrap, as of now, whenever we say hugs, this is what we mean:
This will be our special hug dear :))
Are you my pineapple? Pineappleeee....Pineappleee....
Go to your room! >:|
Today I learned that the reason I couldn't lose weight was because my ovaries are full of cists and enlarged to the size of a womb, messing up with my hormonal system. I spent years trying to make my parents believe I wasn't eating anything that would cause me to gain weight. But since it sounded like a common lie fat people would say, no one believed me. Now that I know I was right....I'm supposed to be relieved and showing it in their face...but instead I'm terrified of what could possibly happen if medicine doesn't get rid of the cists. So if any of you out there having a hard time losing weight, if you're honestly not eating anything fattening but still gaining weight, go get an MRI taken. You might have the same thing as me....
Got my Drawingbook, got my pens, got music, got the Sherlock episodes open for references : cue angsty/porny fanart
Moffat ,you troll I know you understood my question, don't "eh?" me XD
Gah I just ate a whole package of cookies.....my stomach feels weird....
That moment when your procrastination level got so high, that your mother tries to get you to do work by saying she will watch your favorite shows with you once you finished the work.
(damn if she hadn’t already watched Sherlock that would be a kick-ass bribe)
I seem to have lost one of my followers...and I don't know why :(( If you're reading this dear unfollower:
(and I’m really curious as to why this happened….if I had posted something weird or too explicit recently I would just say ‘haters to the left’ …but I haven’t…so umm yeah…this bothers me.)
Assassins Creed Theme
Lorne Balfe
“Assassins Creed Theme” - Lorne Balfe
[download]
CAUTION: This might be aslight spoiler from Revelations. This is the full version of the theme song performed by the winner of the Assassin’s Creed Theme Song contest. The full soundtrack from the game is available on iTunes.
Ladies and gentlemen, that eargasm you are having is called “Madeline Bell’s voice combined with Hans Zimmer’s genius.”
Reblog if you use the "I'm a high-functioning sociopath" excuse now for all your awkwardness.
Hey! 2011's almost over! You know what we need? A dance party.
Reblog with a GIF of someone, something, somewhere… DANCING. I don’t care what fandom you’re from! I don’t give a hoot where you are! Just reblog for the last Tumblr dance of 2011!
Horror Story [FIXED]
I really want chocolate right now....I'm not one for stress-eating but...I just can't write this one essay because I'm required to be an idiot who supports that friendships formed on Internet are impossible
Reblog with a picture of your desktop!
I can’t even remember the last time I had a wallpaper that wasn’t Steph’s art :’)
I am an organized individual :|
Artwork by euclase. <3
So everytime I open my laptop I jizz a little, not gonna lie.
I have a slideshow (which is my Merlin folder) and this is the picture it’s on right now.
have lots of fandom….that I do XD
Is it just me or is Sherlock trying to distract John with his hand….that hand move looks a lot like….ahem never mind
Had an MRI today.....it's basically going into a narrow tube for 50 minutes and laying there...and you are not supposed to move...there is nothing to occupy your mind....so I spent all that time pretending I'm Amy prisoned in that coffin-like container....the fact that the nurse sounded like the blonde bitch with the eyepatch also helped a lot.
That awkward moment when you know how to say something in english, but can't remember how to say it in your own language.
all the fucking time
the reason why whenever we have a fight with mom,right when I’m about to put an end to the thing with a fancy big sentence, I end up looking like I was Oblivated because I don’t want to say it in English and not make sense.
Gah shirt y u so amazing?....and y me so poor :| (I would buy this if I hadn't already ordered something else...meh)
Reblog this and go on your page
Who Ever Made This.
YOU’RE A GENIUS
an episode of Merlin
- something happens
- merlin: gaius i think it's magic
- gauis: it's not magic
- merlin: but it is
- gauis: no it's not merlin
- arthur/uther: what is it gaius
- gaius: it's magic
- merlin: wtf gaius
- merlin: gaius can i fix it
- gaius: no merlin there's nothing you can do everyone is going to die
- merlin: omg no i have to save arthur
- gaius: well there is one way but it's too dangerous don't do it
- merlin: okay i promise
- gaius: -tells merlin what he isn't supposed to do-
- merlin: DRAAAAAGOOOOOON
- kilgharrah: wat
- merlin: what should i do
- kilgharrah: do nothing
- merlin: no help me fix this people will die
- kilgharrah: lol
- merlin: you have to help me
- kilgharrah: no
- merlin: i command you i am a dragonlord
- kilgharrah: omg you absolute dick
- gaius: did you do what i told you not to
- merlin: no
- gaius: yes u did
- merlin: i know lol
- merlin: -saves the day-
- arthur: look i saved the day
- gwaine: i'm beautiful
- cue shitty violin music while arthur and gwen kiss
- so true that it hurts.....
Just realized: When we are watching the Sherlock episode with Christmas theme, half of us won't know what's going on since rather than listening, they were busy trying to spot a mistletoe hanged somewhere in the vicinity of John and Sherlock.
How does one apply an installed dash theme????
http://ryuutsu.tumblr.com/post/8615367940/sherlock-dashboard-theme<—this one
Hello there the-doctor-tardis-and-i :))
Reblog if you are planning a lock down procedure for all your fandom porn ,to be activated the day you give birth.
Yes, yes, I’m talking about all those Merthur, Johnlock, Wincest, Castiel, Mystrade and Captain Jack stuff you probably have around your desk.
Fic-Rec please...
Do you know a Johnlock fic that has really good (sexual) teasing and a tasteful first-time?
