February 2012
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My friend really hates Moriarty/Andrew Scott
Because apparently his eyebrows are better than hers…..
rachel4revenge:
policeboxandadeerstalker:
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Guise I think we need a "*shakefist* Gatiss" gif...
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I'm planning on marrying someone whose surname is...
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That awesome moment when you're walking through...
Can we just take a moment
halibear22:
and appreciate how John looks down at his hand that is gripping sherlock’s sleeve? >.<
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The Sherlockian Fandom is actually John Watson's...
That’s why we claim to be fighting his war. XD
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How do I make my Physics teacher stop saying...
Reblog if your Tumblr picture is actually you.
yesh :3
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Sherlockian Mapcrunch Game Level 2 : Last one to...
Oh yes >;)
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heyfunniest:
10 Years Ago:
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WTF IS THIS SHIT?! Mapcrunch being ruled by...
O_____________________________O
queen-moriarty:
benedictators:
DEAR SHERLOCK...
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OH GOD WHAT?! IRENE AND SHERLOCK ARE PLAYING...
omegle….I was not expecting that….not at all….TUMBLR I LOVE YOU!!!!
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trolling omegle again (a.k.a I've ran out of...
come answer me.
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Soooo.....excuse my ignorance but....what happens...
a-study-in-rose asked: I was your Greg!
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New Game: Last one to St.Barts is a sissy!
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I'm pretty sure I found Amy and Rory's house :D I...
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Help I'm lost in Wales of all places....O____O
maybe I’ll run into Moffat and Gatiss…that won’t be necessarily a good thing.
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astarkisms asked: GO TO LISBON SOUTH (lisboa sul), YOU'LL FIND THE AIRPORT.
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That annoying moment when everyone around you...
I just want to watch it…..damn
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That awesome moment when your father turns to you...
I had no idea thay started being shown on turkish TV…lol the curse of being a dorm student without TV XD
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So this just happened....should I be worried?
Me: Sumru (a friend), I need some get me some.
She: *I see what you did there look* No , cold turkey, we agreed.*giggles*
Me: Please? Pleeeeeeeease?
She: Wait....what do you even-
Me: FANFICTION, I NEED A FANFICTION *sobs*
She: No.
Me: D: WHY THE HELL NOT?!
She: Because you started reading the weird sadistic kinky ones and they are not good for you.
Me: But-
She: You're not reading any more Sherlock/John fanfiction till someone writes sensible ones.
Me: But it's not my-
She: No means no. Don't make me take away the laptop. You slept at 6AM yesterday, skipped all the classes.
Me: But Sum-
She: You want to disappoint John Watson? By failing Medical School?
Me: I don't, I-
She: Good now shut up and watch Supernatural, oh look sassy gay Cas is back.
Me: OMG WHERE?!?!?
She: trooolololololol you have the attention span of a teaspoon XD
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OK THAT POST DIDN'T WORK SO HERE WE GO.....the...
Spy: Don't use the milk on the top shelf. It's not milk. If you already did don't worry it's nothing fatal, but you wouldn't want to know what it was.--SH
Stranger 1: You're getting new milk, then -JW
Stranger 2: No I'm not -SH
Stranger 1: With your own wallet. - JW
Stranger 2: I'm busy, you can take care of it, I'm sure -SH
Stranger 1: Or the skull disappears - JW
Stranger 1: Not kidding - JW
Stranger 2: You're not funny and I'm still not getting the milk, I'm busy -SH
Stranger 1: I'm also busy. Oh, whoops. Looks like I spilled non-control water into all these test-tubes. God, all those experiments.. -JW
Stranger 2: I have your laptop -SH
Stranger 1: Oh, and this last one... six month gestation period, wasn't it? Damn. -JW
Stranger 2: I wonder how big of a mess you laptop would make if I dropped it out the window -SH
Stranger 1: Get the goddamn milk, Sherlock. -JW
Stranger 2: No, I'm busy, I already told you that -SH
Stranger 1: I need to find myself a new eccentric flatmate of ambiguous sexuality and arse-hole remarks who will buy milk once a goddamn month. -JW
Stranger 2: Like you could ever find anyone else like me, now get the milk -SH
Stranger 2: And you now have to replace the experiments you destroyed as well -SH
Stranger 1: Maybe I'll fly to America and move in live Dr. Henry Lee. He's the new you, haven't you heard. -JW
Stranger 2: That sounds like a horrible idea, and the 'new me' what does that even mean? Am I the 'old me' now? -SH
Stranger 1: Yes. Already bought the milk. Didn't touch the experiments. Staying at Mary's tonight, Jerklock. -JW
Stranger 2: Jerklock? Really and you call me childish.. -SH
Stranger 2: Mary, who's Mary? -SH
Stranger 1: The short one. Black hair. Fiancee. Sherlock, Really. -JW
Stranger 2: Fiancee? I thought you were going out with Laura -SH
Stranger 1: You broke her already. That was... That was a long time ago Sherlock. -JW
Stranger 2: Well I do have more important things to worry about than keeping track of your love life -SH
Stranger 1: Yes, of course you do. Left you dinner, top shelf, fridge. Throw it in the microwave. Eat it. I'll be back either tomorrow or the next day. -JW
Stranger 2: No time to eat, I'm thinking, Lestrade has a new case for us -SH
Stranger 1: Eat and think. What sort? -JW
Stranger 2: Eating slows me down -SH
Stranger 1: Says Sherlock 'breathing is boring' Holmes. What's the case? -JW
Stranger 2: And the case, an entire family was murdered, but the police couldn't find one bit of evidence, all of them seemly dropped dead, no poison, no marks on the bodies, nothing -SH
Stranger 2: Very interesting -SH
Stranger 1: Well, I can help you in a few days. Maybe keep me updated, but Mary doesn't want me too involved in... well, I'll be back in two days. Maybe tomorrow night. -JW
Stranger 2: Two days? I can't go to the crime scene alone -SH
Stranger 2: Forget Mary, I need an assistant -SH
Stranger 1: We're /engaged/ Sherlock. I can't just forget her. You've got Lestrade. -JW
Stranger 2: I don't care, come with me -SH
Stranger 2: I don't want to work with Lestrade, he gets on my nerves -SH
Stranger 1: Sherlock, please don't. -JW
Stranger 2: Don't what? -SH
Stranger 1: Just... call your brother, see the scene. I'll be back tomorrow afternoon. Eat something, go to angelos if you can't handle leftovers. -JW
Stranger 2: I'm not talking to my brother, I'm not hungry, and you didn't answer my question -SH
Stranger 2: It will only be a few hours I'm sure she can handle it -SH
Stranger 1: Fine, Sherlock, I'm staying home. Fine, fine, fine. -JW
Stranger 2: Oh good, could you pick up more nicotine patches as well? -SH
Stranger 1: No. -JW
Stranger 2: Why not? It will take you five seconds -SH
Stranger 1: I would rather jump off a building. When do you need me at the scene? Where is it, anyway? -JW
Stranger 2: Jump off a building? Seems rather drastic, and I'll need you there around noon tomorrow -SH
Stranger 2: And I'll text you the address later, once I find it -SH
Stranger 1: Alright, okay, then I can still go to Mary's tonight. -JW
Stranger 2: Yes, but I do want my nicotine patches -SH
Stranger 1: Maybe, but you wont get them til tomorrow. -JW
Stranger 2: I only have two left -SH
Stranger 1: That would last a normal person more than one night. -JW
Stranger 2: Unless you want me alone in the flat without nicotine patches -SH
Stranger 2: Around all of your things -SH
Stranger 1: Really, what of my things haven't you messed with? I'm too tired to care. -JW
Stranger 1: And the store is on the corner, why is it easier for me to get them? -JW
Stranger 2: Because I am thinking and I hate going to the store -SH
Stranger 1: Fine, I just grabbed them. I'll leave them next to the skull. Don't overdose or anything. -JW
Stranger 2: Why don't you take Mary with you, since you are so keen on spending time with her -SH
Stranger 2: Overdose? I'm more careful than that -SH
Stranger 1: Yes, sure, alright. I'm leaving now, any last requests? -JW
Stranger 2: None that I can think of, I'll text you if I do -SH
Stranger 1: Great. -JW
Stranger 1: -- Shit, shit, Sherlock. Can't go tomorrow. Can't, sorry. I'll be back this weekend. -JW
Stranger 2: And why not? -SH
Stranger 1: Mary. Just can't, Sherlock. I'll talk to her about the whole deal, but I don't think tomorrow can happen. -JW
Stranger 1: She doesn't want me... involved so much. -JW
Stranger 2: No, no, you are going tomorrow, I don't care about Mary -SH
Stranger 1: Sherlock, if I go tomorrow, she goes. We're lucky I can even stay at the flat, still. We're engaged, Sherlock, we're going to get married. She's going to be my wife, and things are going to change. -JW
Stranger 2: Tell her that she can't go -SH
Stranger 2: And I am aware that things will change but I don't want her tagging along everywhere we go -SH
Stranger 1: I didn't mean, go with me, Sherlock. I mean go, as in gone. As in every girl whose every known me long enough to know you. -JW
Stranger 1: I meant who's, so lay off on the grammar lecture. -JW
Stranger 2: She would leave you because of that? How petty -SH
Stranger 2: And you could always move in with her, if that would help your.. situation -SH
Stranger 1: It's not just this time, Sherlock. It's every time. Every time we try to have a few days together, there's a case. -JW
Stranger 1: Move out? -JW
Stranger 1: Who'd get your nicotine patches then? -JW
Stranger 2: I could sort that out with Mrs. Hudson -SH
Stranger 2: I'm not forcing you out, I'd rather you stay, but if she is going to be irritating about us spending time together... -SH
Stranger 1: Well, she wants to move out to the country after we get married—I could take the train in when you need me on a case... -JW
Stranger 2: Move out of the country? That would be very inconveniencing, so that isn't going to be happening -SH
Stranger 1: Not out of the country, out to the country. And since when are you the final say on the logistics of my marriage? -JW
Stranger 2: That's what I meant, and since I need an assistant and there obviously isn't a very long line of people who want the job -SH
Stranger 1: I could still help you. You've sent me out when you can't get away from the house, we can work like that. Just long-distance. -JW
Stranger 1: Compromise, right, Sherlock? I don't want to leave you alone. But I can't just sit around waiting for you to need me. -JW
Stranger 2: You are staying in London, and I don't want to hear anything otherwise -SH
Stranger 1: Sherlock, I feel like you're not going to stop until every girl I ever approach leaves me. -JW
Stranger 1: You and me. We're not married. -JW
Stranger 2: I'm not trying to do that, I just want you close at hand for any cases that come up -SH
Stranger 2: And you moving to the country would be a very annoying inconvenience -SH
Stranger 1: And you monopolizing my time and not even knowing who I'm involved with is a 'very annoying inconvenience' to me. -JW
Stranger 1: I want to help you, but you could let me be a bit more flexible. Half the time you just tell me how wrong I am, anyway. -JW
Stranger 2: Well, that's because half the time you are wrong -SH
Stranger 2: And I can't let you 'be more flexible' unless you don't want to be here for every case -SH
Stranger 1: Do you need me for every case? -JW
Stranger 2: Yes -SH
Stranger 2: Or I have to start talking to the skull again, which just makes people nervous -SH
Stranger 1: Hmrph. How am I supposed to work a marriage around your growing career? We're getting cases everyday, and they hardly hold to the 9-5 workday schedule. -JW
Stranger 2: I'm sure you and Mary will have plenty of time to spend together between cases -SH
Stranger 1: Except she hates them, and I spend half my time with her convincing her I was not close to death. -JW
Stranger 2: Well it's a good thing you, someone who is rather a dangerholic, is going to marry someone who is so easily shaken -SH
Stranger 1: Yes, well. -JW
Stranger 2: She will have to grow used to it -SH
Stranger 1: Maybe I ought to take a break. -JW
Stranger 2: If that is what you want -SH
Stranger 1: I mean, well.. -JW
Stranger 1: I... -JW
Stranger 1: Damn it, nevermind. She'll deal. I'm staying home tonight. Bring me back my laptop. -JW
Stranger 2: No, what were you going to say? -SH
Stranger 1: Nothing, Sherlock. When was the last time you ate?
Stranger 2: Two days ago -SH
Stranger 2: Digesting slows me down, I'll eat after I solved the case -SH
Stranger 1: Do you want to get dinner out, then? You can pick somewhere 'interesting' -- think there's a new tai-mix place downtown. -JW
Stranger 1: (your alternative is being strapped to the couch and attached to a drip, if you were wondering. Case or no case.)
Stranger 2: I think the tai-mix place will be fine -SH
Stranger 2: Although seeing you try to strap me down would be humorous, at most -SH
Stranger 1: Yes, well, I was an army doctor. No messing with 'consent' there. You'll have to tell me everyone's life stories while we're there. -JW
Stranger 2: Naturally, but won't Mary be upset that you aren't with her, not that it matters -SH
Stranger 1: Yes, she will. And the everyone will talk about how I spend more time on 'dates' with you than my future wife, and Mrs. Hudson will say something embarrassing when we get back. Fantastic. I don't care today, Sherlock. Just come and eat something with me. -JW
Stranger 2: Before you were saying how you should take a break and that I was interfering with your future marriage, what changed? -SH
Stranger 1: You haven't eaten in two days. -JW
Stranger 2: I've survived longer without food -SH
Stranger 1: And you would, if I weren't here. So we're going to a tai-mix place and you're going to show off. Okay? That's an order.
Stranger 2: An order? Now you're ordering me? -SH
Stranger 2: I will go anyway though, I do love showing off -SH
Stranger 1: I'm aware. -JW
Stranger 1: And, as you know, it is rather amazing to watch. -JW
Stranger 2: Only to you -SH
Stranger 1: Yes, well, everyone else is just too self-involved to recognize it. -JW
Stranger 2: Quite, if only everyone was of your opinion, now am I meeting you at the restaurant or will you stop by the flat? -SH
Stranger 1: Uhm, I'll stop back at the flat to change my jumper. Oh, and Sherlock... -JW
Stranger 1: Don't wait so long anymore. If you need to think for a case, you can always talk to me. We can do this whenever you need it, okay? You don't need the hunger and you don't need the patches. I know it's hard, but we can find a way, all right? -JW
Stranger 1: Sarah's important to me, but you're my best friend. -JW
Stranger 1: ... I meant Mary. - JW
Stranger 2: John... you flatter me... but you are still buying me patches and I will continue to go ridiculously long times without food. As long as you are there to lecture me about it and force me to eat, I will be fine -SH
Stranger 2: And even you get them mixed up sometimes so now you can stop yelling at me about that -SH
Stranger 1: God, we're both messes. -JW
Stranger 2: It would be boring if we weren't -SH
Stranger 1: Maybe I'll wear a tie, give them something more to titter about. Heard anything interesting about this place? Mike told me something was weird about the owner. -JW
Stranger 2: Did he? We could investigate that, could be promising -SH
Stranger 2: We could go undercover, pretend to be health inspectors -SH
Stranger 1: Don't think it was anything criminal, just on the funny side. Sure you'll know within two seconds and we'll find ourselves kicked to the curb before the night's over for one of your over-truthful outbursts. -JW
Stranger 2: Nothing criminal? Boring -SH
Stranger 2: And I'm sure we will be, but what fun is it sitting around and being clever without telling anyone? -SH
Stranger 1: I haven't the slightest. Mary sure enjoyed your comments on her bisexual fantasies. Thanks for that, again. No wonder she hates you. -JW
Stranger 2: It's only the truth, I don't know why people get so upset -SH
Stranger 2: It's not as though I'm making up lies about people, they are just too sensitive -SH
Stranger 1: Not saying that isn't true. I'm just glad you've left me out of your more personal deductions, though I'm sure you've made them. -JW
Stranger 2: Naturally -SH
Stranger 2: How far away are you? -SH
Stranger 1: Not far. 'Round the corner. -JW
Stranger 1: I'll be up in a second. -JW
Stranger 2: Good, I was getting bored -SH
Stranger 1: Well, you ought to keep yourself entertained. -JW
Stranger 2: Well if I had nicotine patches I would be able to -SH
Stranger 1: Don't be petulant, Sherlock. -JW
Stranger 2: I never am -SH
Stranger 2: I have no clue what you are talking about -SH
Stranger 1: Of course you don't -JW
Stranger 2: I don't appreciate your sarcasm -SH
Stranger 1: Alright, I'm coming up — are you dressed for the restaurant? -JW
Stranger 2: I'm wearing what I normally am, so yes -SH
Stranger 2: Why wouldn't I be? -SH
Stranger 1: Just in case you thought blood or mud from the Thames was proper for an evening. -JW
Stranger 2: I'm not a child, I can make myself presentable, you know -SH
Stranger 1: You've yet to prove that to me. I'm sure the queen would agree. -JW
Stranger 2: Well it's a good thing I don't care what my brother has to say -SH
Stranger 1: Ha. Alright, I'll let you be, that was good. -JW
Stranger 2: Finally, now I thought you said you were close -SH
Stranger 1: Touch of traffic. -JW
Stranger 1: Well, more than a touch, but I'm trying to avoid swearing at the nice cab driver. -JW
Stranger 2: Well if it would make him hurry up, I don't see why you shouldn't -SH
Stranger 1: Ah, well, there's a key difference between us. -JW
Stranger 1: Sherlock, are we just going to continue doing this forever? -JW
Stranger 2: Not forever, I plan on retiring to Sussex and raising bees once I can't keep up with criminals physically -SH
Stranger 1: Raising bees? That's decidedly... well, compared to your life now, that's almost normal. -JW
Stranger 1: You don't want a wife... or a husband? A family? Ever? -JW
Stranger 2: Not particularly, I prefer my own company and I doubt that will change as I get older -SH
Stranger 2: You are obviously the only exception to this -SH
Stranger 1: What?
Stranger 1: Oh, wait, sorry, yes. I believe I read that in the wrong context. -JW
Stranger 2: What did you think I was saying? -SH
Stranger 1: Nothing. Anyway, bees, yes. What's so interesting about them? -JW
Stranger 2: Bees, they way they communicate is interesting, I would like to study them further but I don't have the time -SH
Stranger 1: Oh! There's this scifi novel I read when I was a kid that talked a bit about that. I bet you'd have it all sussed out in two years. -JW
Stranger 2: You read scifi? I never knew that.. -SH
Stranger 2: But yes I will probably figure it out fairly quickly, and then I will have to find something else to do with my time because sitting around is not an option -SH
Stranger 1: It was a hobby, before the army. Ha, I'm sure you'd find something. If the medical field got you on our side I'm sure we'd have cancer all wrapped up in a few years. -JW
Stranger 1: ((can you give me two seconds? I have to let my dog out, but I'm very fond of this.))
Stranger 2: As long as I'm not sitting around bored at my old age, if I even live that long -SH
Stranger 2: [And of course, take your time]
Stranger 1: Of course you're going to live that long, Sherlock. Shut up. -JW
Stranger 1: (back. Do you have a tumblr?)
Stranger 2: I'm simply saying that will my line of work comes dangers and some of those may just kill me, I'm being realistic -SH
Stranger 2: [yes I do.. you-smell-funny.tumblr.com, and you?]
Stranger 1: Well, bugger to realistic. You're alive as long as I have a gun. -JW
Stranger 1: (audreypond.tumblr.com and thenewsherlockholmes.tumblr.com)
Stranger 2: You can't always be there, but I haven't died yet -SH
Stranger 1: Can too. And yeah, of course not. Well, not that we're ever going to talk about again unless you want another broken nose. -JW
Stranger 2: I was just being realistic, but of course, I like my nose to remain unbroken -SH
Stranger 2: How far away are you now? -SH
Stranger 1: (do you want to transfer to non-text writing or do you want to end it?)
Stranger 2: [I'll just end it, but I loved rping with you, you are a great John ^.^ toodaloo]
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I really need a Sherlock fic with either Sherlock...
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My best guy friend , whose birthday is today,...